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More News of Saddam: Beware, Local Beer Makes You Eat Babies.

Something has been going really wrong in the 1990s for chimps in Uganda. Maybe the local banana beer has the same effect on them as ‘bath salts’ have on humans (http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/face-eating-cannibal-attack-latest-bath-salts-incident/story?id=16470389)? In any case: yes, it pays not to leave your under-five-year-old unattended. In any country. Or it might just eat a snake (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9044599/Toddler-chews-head-off-snake.html).

Many thanks to Christine’s untiring research work: The above pretty much sums up a good month in our old office.

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