Only in India: How do you get rid of monkeys you don’t want to have breaking into parliament and stealing top secret documents? Easy. You hire someone to play monkey and intimidate the other monkeys:
http://online.wsj.com/articles/for-indian-wallahs-monkey-business-has-literal-meaning-1407119401
Apparently, this cultivation of fear is bearing fruits (as the Private Eye states):
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Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Benjamin, and thank you for the addendum, Seán!